Hello, my name is Megan, but feel free to call me Miggy. I'm an art major and will be transferring to UW-Stout in the fall.
I post mostly art, D.I.Y.s , and eco-concious posts, but I'll also post things that are interesting to me or I think will be useful for others.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If y’all are gonna reblog this ship four thousand times at least reblog something that was mostly referenced uHu
I’ve been wanting to do this pose for a few days.
Oh, mama
As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
Those expressions are brilliant.
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Bulbasauuuuuur *u*
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I live in Oklahoma.
I am located not 15 miles from where this storm took place today. Back in 1999 on May 3rd a violent tornado ripped through the EXACT areas that the one today did and took 36 lives on that date in 1999.
All of my family members are accounted for, but there are many, many people in my state without homes, power, transportation, or anything that they’ve known for their entire lives. They are missing their own family and friends.
Moore, OK looks like an apocalyptic like warzone.
The associated press just posted: “State medical examiner’s office: 37 killed in Oklahoma tornado; death toll expected to rise.”
I hope that any of my followers out there that live here in Oklahoma are safe and well. These tornado outbreaks have also ripped through some of Texas and Kansas, so again for all of you living in those areas as well I hope that you and your family are safe and sound.
This tornado today, what they are saying is the worst one in history, ripped through neighborhoods, elementary schools, hospitals, businesses, and farms. The devastation here is unreal. There are so many children and people still missing.
Now, the point of this post. I am asking for help for my state. Please help. Not for me, but for my neighbors, friends, and for people who are in desperate need. Please.
The best way to assist families is to make a donation to http://www.redcross.org/okc or http://www.redcross.org or by texting REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation. If you’d like to donate to Salvation Army instead you can text STORM to 80888.
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge
thanks tumblr
Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I fucking love this website
I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
3,500 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY
I recently passed 3,500 followers, and thought I’d do a giveaway just as a little thanks. <3
- First prize!:
- 1 poster print (roughly 15x24”) from my gallery of your choosing
- 1 large print (roughly 11x17”) from my gallery of your choosing
- 5 small 5x7” prints of a random assortment (I’ll be sure to not duplicate your larger picks)
- All daruma pins, ghost-girl and monster-girl stickers shown above
- Your pick of 5 other stickers
- A copy of GoreBook, Little White & Little Dark, and pair of Shy and Coey sketchbooks
- A set of my 4 Unfriendly Things charms
- Second prize!:
- 1 large print of your choosing
- 4 small random prints
- All daruma pins, ghost-girl and monster-girl stickers shown above
- 2 other random stickers
- A web-size PDF of my sketchbook
- 2 random Unfriendly Things charms
- Twitter prize!:
- Retweet this for a chance to win:
- 5 small random prints
- 2 other random stickers
- A web-size PDF of my sketchbook
All prints and books will be signed by me (and Coey will sign the books applying to him). I’m happy to ship worldwide!
Reblog up to three times! (Likes don’t count!)
Winner will be randomly selected 2pm EST, June 2nd!
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May 19, 2013
Mike Jeffries
c/o Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch Campus
6301 Fitch Path
New Albany, Ohio 43054Hey Mike,I know you’ve been flooded with mail regarding your comments on sizeism, but I wanted to take a second to write you about a project I’ve been working on.As a preface: Your opinion isn’t shocking; millions share the same sentiment. You’ve used your wealth and public platform to echo what many already say. However, it’s important you know that regardless of the numbers on your tax forms, your comments don’t stop anyone from being who they are; the world is progressing in inclusive ways whether you deem it cool or not. The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforced the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable. Your apology doesn’t change this.But oddly enough, that’s not all you have done. You have also created an incredible opportunity for social change.Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots with short, fat, unconventional models paired with not short, not fat, professional models. To put it in your words: “unpopular kids” with “cool kids”. It’s socially acceptable for same to be paired with same, but never are contrasting bodies positively mixed in the world of advertisement. The juxtaposition of uncommonly paired bodies is visually jarring, and, even though I wish it didn’t, it causes viewers to feel uncomfortable. This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.I’ve enclosed some images for your consideration. Please let me know what you think.A note: I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You’re are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick; it would thrill me to see such a shoot.I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be the outcome, but in many ways you are kind of brilliant. Not only are you a marketing genius (brand exclusivity really is a profitable move) but you also accidentally created an opportunity to challenge our current social construct. My hope is that the combination of these contrasting bodies will someday be as ubiquitous as the socially accepted ideal.Ever so sincerely,
JesP.S. If you would like to offer me a “substantial amount” to stop wearing your brand so my association won’t “cause significant damage to your image”, don’t hesitate to email me. I respect you as a business man, and my agent and I would be happy to contribute in furthering your established success.P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.BRAVA.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Got mah hair did today. Spring cleaning and packing for college, as well (sorry about the atrocious room pic, in the process of thoroughly cleaning it in two years) The mountain o’ stuff on my bed was once on the floor.
In unrelated news I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.
I should really clean my mirror.
/Spirited Away/#402309 - Zerochan en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61686923/via/andreamy